Oh my God! Ralphie, what’s wrong? That chick coming this way. That’s my Internet date! I recognize her from her picture, and I think she’s really pissed! No! Nobody uses their real picture online! What does she think YOU look like? I may have sent her a shot of Hugh Jackman. What the hell am I going to say to her? What if the OTHER stuff she told me about herself is true, too? Like what? Like she’s a Supreme Imperial Goddess from another galaxy and she’s here to meet guys t
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