Dear God,

My friend Dean is very, very sick. He is in hospital at the moment and I can’t get a hold of him. I don’t even know what’s wrong with him. Is it AIDS? The butt cancer? OMG is it viral cardiomyopathy??? SHIT-BITCH, IT BETTER NOT BE. IIIIII’M the Barbara Hershey. YOU’RE THE Bette Middler, you’re the slutty one. Fuuuuuck ( Sorry I said ‘fuck’ big guy ). Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yeah, you should probably cure him of whatever it is that’s killing him. Because he just got robbed last week and s
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